01 black mesa transit system · variant 0001
komiljon kosimov
backend systems, verified.bruh.
this was a serious landing page for about 20 minutes. then i said nah. it's a joke now. we're keeping the domain, though.
half-life 3 will ship before professionalism does.
hev suit: online. power armor: engaged.
$./be-professional.sh
error 404: professionalism not found
retry: not yet
reply time: 3am. or never. depends.
02 aperture science · enrichment center · chamber 19
the enrichment center
the cake is a lie.
test subject: komiljon kosimov. chamber 19. result: professionalism not found. reward: none.
03 tva · stark industries · oscorp
the multiverse
tva note: the serious variant of this site was pruned.
- v0.1bought a domain.
- v0.2asked an ai for a landing page. it made a very serious one.pruned
- v0.3said nah.
- v0.4this. (rebuilt from scratch, as is tradition.)
f.r.i.d.a.y.: -- particles · -- fps · attention squirrel
with great merge access comes great responsibility.
every click spends web-fluid. verifying refills the cartridge.
04 demon slayer corps · water breathing
breathing forms
- do not merge without my consent.
- do not squash the commits.
- say pls, not please.
- verify. then verify again. then one more check.
- no capital letters. the shift key is a lifestyle choice.
- if it is broken, it is the dev branch.
sign here: [email protected]
05 survey corps · wall maria, rose, sina
expedition reports
carryover Python
so my ai agents stop forgetting things. relatable.
brew-quarantine Python
refuses to install software younger than a week. trust issues, but as a tool.
g29-mac C
made a steering wheel vibrate on a mac. apple said no. i said bruh.
dedicate your heart.
06 wise · operation strix · top secret
the dossier
- subject
- komiljon kosimov
- codename
- night owl
- occupation
- classified
- languages
- english, russian, uzbek
anya read his mind. top thoughts:
continue
×15done
×7yes pls
×3pls
×80please
×7no
(alone)×0
counted from 849 messages typed to an ai. no message text kept.
07 hardware · security · agents
the engineering stack
- command block
- 7 bytes
- report the wheel accepts
- 16 bytes
- result of sending 7
- endpoint stall
- trust is a cooldown: nothing younger than a week gets installed.
- ask of every guardrail: what happens if the input is not english?
- the model writes. a human reviews. nobody merges without consent.
- multilingual or it does not ship: english, russian, uzbek.
08 g29 · force feedback · 42.195 km
the long run
apple's framework refused the wheel. the wheel did not ask permission.
on a phone, every click in here buzzes. on a mac, it only thinks about it.
scrolling is running. the gauge at the bottom counts your kilometres.
the wall is at km 30. it is also where the build breaks.
finish: no medal. the cake is still a lie.
09 ring ding ding · ringtone division · variant 0010
the annoying thing
ring ding ding ding ding. the frog has no off switch.
neither do the 2am commits.
10 lotus land story · shadow art
bad apple!!
the music is not hosted here. copyright is a real enemy. the silhouette is free.